Birth Turd

When you have to take a shit and the turd is so big, it feels like your giving birth.

Women always bitch that men can never understand the pain that comes from giving birth to a baby.

However when your ass is breaking apart from a rock hard turd, its pretty much the same feeling.

Jesus i just had to shit a birth turd.

by SMC July 21, 2004

turd birth

The process of taking a shit

It took Eric ten minutes to complete his turd birth.

by lawatson5 February 22, 2011

turd berth

a raging evil brown droppage

"and on the seventh day the lord let forth a flaming turd berth"

by Corey Blount March 29, 2003

Birthterday

The day after someone's birthday. Most commonly used when someone forgets someone's birthday and wants to wish that person a happy birthday anyways.

Sorry I forgot your birthday yesterday, but happy birthterday!

by datoneperson December 6, 2010

Birthtard

A birthtard is someone who believes President Barack Obama isn't a natural-born citizen despite all evidence to the contrary. Birthtards are similar to moon conspiracy theorists because of their unique abilities to ignore reality and substitute their own.

The crazy woman yelling at congressman Mike Castle asking him why congress isn't looking into Obama's birth certificate is a birthtard.

by dragon17 July 26, 2009

birthturd

1. The resulting product of a street hooker's half botched, back ally, rusty coat hanger partial abortion.

2. A partially aborted fetus often mistaken for a piece of shit.

Ben was such a birthturd that his mother wished she had aborted him as a fetus.

by Lil' Hoe February 19, 2019

BirthTurd

The annual honor of choosing any toilet you desire on your birthday to unleash a nasty turd(s). You shall receive no judgement whilst releasing this nasty turd, as long as you kindly explain its your birthturd.

*Dude! You're not allowed to use the employees only bathroom at Starbucks!

**Oh, sorry my guy. I was simply exercising my annual rights, for today is actually my birthturd.

*Ahhhh. No worries man, Have great birthturd!

by anewport January 31, 2020