Birth Turd

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When you have to take a shit and the turd is so big, it feels like your giving birth.

Women always bitch that men can never understand the pain that comes from giving birth to a baby.

However when your ass is breaking apart from a rock hard turd, its pretty much the same feeling.

Jesus i just had to shit a birth turd.

Birth Turd by SMC July 21, 2004

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turd birth

The process of taking a shit

It took Eric ten minutes to complete his turd birth.

turd birth by lawatson5 February 22, 2011

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Birth Turd • turd birth • turd berth • Birthtard • Birthterday • Birth Control • birth • birth quake • birth giver • Birth Certificate

turd berth

a raging evil brown droppage

"and on the seventh day the lord let forth a flaming turd berth"

turd berth by Corey Blount March 29, 2003

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Birthterday

The day after someone's birthday. Most commonly used when someone forgets someone's birthday and wants to wish that person a happy birthday anyways.

Sorry I forgot your birthday yesterday, but happy birthterday!

Birthterday by datoneperson December 6, 2010

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Birthtard

A birthtard is someone who believes President Barack Obama isn't a natural-born citizen despite all evidence to the contrary. Birthtards are similar to moon conspiracy theorists because of their unique abilities to ignore reality and substitute their own.

The crazy woman yelling at congressman Mike Castle asking him why congress isn't looking into Obama's birth certificate is a birthtard.

Birthtard by dragon17 July 26, 2009

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birthturd

1. The resulting product of a street hooker's half botched, back ally, rusty coat hanger partial abortion.

2. A partially aborted fetus often mistaken for a piece of shit.

Ben was such a birthturd that his mother wished she had aborted him as a fetus.

birthturd by Lil' Hoe February 19, 2019

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BirthTurd

The annual honor of choosing any toilet you desire on your birthday to unleash a nasty turd(s). You shall receive no judgement whilst releasing this nasty turd, as long as you kindly explain its your birthturd.

*Dude! You're not allowed to use the employees only bathroom at Starbucks!

**Oh, sorry my guy. I was simply exercising my annual rights, for today is actually my birthturd.

*Ahhhh. No worries man, Have great birthturd!

BirthTurd by anewport January 31, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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