Billism 

Billism; (Noun) - Similar to Confucianism in that it is not a religion per say, but it is more of a civil/societal ideology on how to run government and society as a whole.

A civil ideology with Eastern influence founded in Western Society that seeks to supplant other opinions, ideas and morals. It emphasizes the importance of trivial matters, thus seeing differing opinions (mainly things of entertainment value) as false.

A Billist claims to support logical discourse, but is only concerned with imposing the Billist view on the non-Billist.

Reformed Billism (Weak Billism) - This type of Billism is willing to defend their position on a subject, only in hopes of converting the other party.

Orthodox Billism (Traditional Billism) - This type of Billism is not willing to engage in any logical discourse, and is taught to verbally assault any non-believer.

I just finished debating a Billist. It felt more like being lectured on my incompetence to society. But now that I realize it, I wasn't arguing with a person. Billists are fools posing as intellectuals. Billism is just a form of elitist ideals.

Billism by The Mohammadians January 29, 2010

Sonny Billism 

A way of life that demands individuals religiously worship New Zealand rugby star - Sonny Bill Williams

"Man that centre is too amazing!" "I know. That's why I converted to Sonny Billism."

Sonny Billism by James Rhodes September 13, 2011

Billyism

An excellent religion that worships the deity Billy. Believe that Billy created the universe, along with Earth, and the original dominant species of Earth were humans and dinosaurs. Also believe that New York City is the holy land.

Hater: F**k Billyism!

Billyist: *kills Hater*

Billyism by kkwazzawazzakkwaquikkwalaquaza July 18, 2018

Billiam 

When you're full name is Bill, and people ask what your "full" name is and you say Billiam (cause William's kinda weird if your full name is Bill).

Guy 1: I have a question Bill?
Bill: yeah?
Guy 1: Is your full name William?
Bill: Uh no it's uh... Billiam, yeah.
Guy: ah nice to know :D

Billiam by deep fried potato November 28, 2017

Billiam 

The baddest, coolest, most desirable of anything or anyone. Also numerically it is more than anyone else can dream of having.

Dude 1 Who is that bad mf’er over there?

Dude 2 That’s Billiam, “if you don’t know…now you know”
Dude 1. I wish I could be him
Dude 2. I know, he has a spaceship

Example 2
Dude 1. How much money do you think the earth is worth?

Dude 2. Probably half a Billiam dollars!

Billiam by Stankbait August 24, 2022

billisecond

the same as a nanosecond, but less sciencey-sounding.

I ran right into him when I came around the corner, but it only took me a billisecond to pull the trigger.

billisecond by fuckthepolice January 5, 2009

billis 

n. Synonymous with "joint", a Billis is a marijuana cigarette usually used for recreation. The term is believed to have originated from Bidford, and it's use is only used within a small area around Bidford, making it a great secvretive word for a joint!

Yo, man, Can you pass me that Billis?
Nar, man, this is a nubby!

billis by Rhemez 4 Chremez June 12, 2006