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Billey is a guy who has the ability to be either the sweetest dude you’ve ever met or the biggest asshole. Sometimes both at the same time. Beautiful eyes and broad shoulders are about his only good physical description. Can’t keep a relationship long and often skips from person to person, you never want to date a Billey. Can be a good friend when he wants something from you. Probably into lactation.
God, Billey is such a fucking asshole.

I really like Billey’s eyes, but goddamn he sounds like a retard after a seizure.
Billey by Bitchtitters June 8, 2018

Billy the grammer police 

A police that corrects your grammar. He also hates spelling errors.
"Billy the grammer police has striked again!" said Annie.
"Struck!" said Billy the grammer police.

Billy the cyberstalker

A guy who likes to cyberstalk people, especially Anne.
“Stop cyberstalking me, Billy the cyberstalker!” said The cyberstalking police.

Billy the extreme gamer

A gamer that games a lot-25 hours a day. He is unwilling to admit that he is an extreme gamer.
“I’m not an extreme gamer!” said Billy the extreme gamer.

Billy Hamilton 

When you snitch out Sinaloa cartel and expect Kayli to take the blame for it.
Person 1: Dont be a billy hamilton

Person 2: WTF i didnt even snitch.

Billy-order 

To order an excess of food from a restaurant.
I had the munchies last night so I called the diner up and billy-ordered.

We don't know how many people are going to show up, so just billy-order to be safe.
Billy-order by rinimir August 5, 2016

Billy Crystal Jew 

A person that always lets you know that they're jewish no matter the topic of the conversation. Normally a dried up, puffy faced, old jew with
purple blotches on their heads that worships money, gold and jewelry. They also believe they are the 'chosen ones'.
Geez, there isn't a day that goes by that this guy doesn't mention he's a jew, or gives a jewish expression 'oy vey, chutzpah', something to remind you on a daily basis that he is jewish. Damn, I gotta listen to this shit everyday. He's a typical Billy Crystal Jew.
Billy Crystal Jew by Mikey Boyer September 30, 2013