Bike Thief
Bike Thief by DoctorGewehr October 10, 2019
Bike Thief
This is one of the few aggressive sexual manuevers available to women. It occurs when the woman is riding the man like a bike. After she orgasms but before the man does, she gets off and attempts to break his boner in half, much like a bike thief attempting to break a lock. This causes the man a great deal of pain, as boners are not meant to be broken.
I got mine and this mother fucker slapped my ass too hard so I gave him the bike thief and broke his boner in half.
Bike Thief by Pedrocity May 24, 2011
Related Words
Bike Thief • Bike Theft Auto • Anti-theft Bike • bike • Bike-Curious • bike life • Bike ride • bike nazi • Bike Ninja • Bike Pikey
Bike Theft Auto
Bike Theft Auto by Jotroublegames November 18, 2021
Anti-theft Bike
An Anti-theft bike system that shoves a metal pin into the thief's asshole. Now as sales have skyrocketed, many users have mentioned that they made the purchase for their own naked bike rides to quote "Ride it raw."
Harry: Get back here!! Look, Jimmy! He's stealing your bike!
Jimmy: Thats alright! ill just activate the Anti-theft bike system!
Thief: AaGGHHh!
Jimmy: Thats alright! ill just activate the Anti-theft bike system!
Thief: AaGGHHh!
Anti-theft Bike by man of many mans December 14, 2023
Foot prisons
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
mickey mousing
In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006
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