Biblitian

Christians who worship the Bible rather than God. "If it isn't in the Bible, it isn't true." The idea that the Judeo-Christian God went silent 2,000 years ago and can have nothing new to say. The heavens are closed. No new message. No messenger will ever be sent again. No more prophets. No more wisemen. No more revelation. No more communications from the unseen world. Sorry. It's over.

Jake: "So, is Mark going to get married?"

Pete: "I don't know, I told him that he should pray about it and seek an answer, but you know he won't."

Jake: "Why not? He's religious!"

Pete: "Yeah, but he is a Biblitian. The Bible is his God. He only trusts the Bible. No other source."

by Russ3705 April 12, 2011

Bibliomancy

bib·li·o·man·cy
/ˈbiblēəˌmansē/
noun
foretelling the future by interpreting a randomly chosen passage from a book, especially the Bible.

Thanks to his knowledge of bibliomancy the priest knew how the world would end.

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

bibliomaniac

A person who is obsessive over books. Unlike a bibliophile, and bibliomaniac does not have a defined and concise collection, but rather obsesses over having every single book possible, and gives preference to signed books or other books of value; ie. Antique books. Additionally, a bibliomaniac can and does give justification for having more than one copy of the same book.

1) Steve is a total bibliomaniac, he's always buying all these books just cause they're on sale, and gives books preference over his food budget.
2) Yomiko's house is filled to the brim with books. She's a total bibliomaniac.
3) Maggie and Michelle are true bibliomaniacs, they've got 14 copies of Jane Eyre, and 19 reasons why they should.

by James_Howlett January 13, 2008

Bibliomanic

An excessive fondness for acquiring and possessing books.

Sunny is a bibliomanic.

by Anumae December 5, 2012

bibliomancy

Bibliomancy; drug induced divination inspired by literature, romance, pontification, lust, boredom, longing, debauchery etc...

He had thick eyebrows and in a deep voice began the Bibliomancy.

by kubrickworship February 10, 2014

biblitaco

a jellyfish

the biblitaco went in the sea

by Grace_Grace October 3, 2017

Biblican

A{ {Biblican is not necessarily a Christian} but rather someone generally self righteous who quotes and uses the Bible to cut and paste scripture for the edification of any {bigotries} or prejudices they embrace.Essentially, Biblicans worship the Bible as a book & have little use for love, true humanity or the spirit of the law. They they perpetually regurgitate the letter of the law eschewing anyone who does not believe their exact interpretation of the Bible.They are very proficient with scripture and can handily use it against that of which they do not approve.Biblicans are rigid & {resolute} in their{ interpretations}. There are no nuances with Biblicans.

A Biblican told a friend of mine he will burn in hell because he is Islamic(or gay,Jewish etc)

by J-rok January 14, 2015