Biaggio 

A large-nose Italian who gets you so hot in your pants that you have no choice but to call the fire department. He makes girls aged from fetus to near-death faint when he walks by from his undeniable Biaggio-ness, and Justin Bieber only wishes he were Biaggio. Biaggio can sniff out anything, and is considered more valuable to police departments than their bloodhounds.

"Hey James, did you see that guy before, the one with Piaggio's Benis?"

"Yeah dude, he was a total Biaggio."

Biaggio by I Hate Mathu June 2, 2013

Baggio

Best soccer player in the world in the 90's. Probably the best Italian player of all time.

Broke his legament at age 18. Became a star at 20.
3rd place at world cup 1990. In 1994 dragged Italy to the final with 5 fantastic goals, then he missed the last penalty.

More injuries happened - he became a buddhist.
Some very stupid coach - screw you Lippi and Trapattoni - kept him on the bench.

Went to smaller teams and became a legend, loved like nobody else.
Had a ponytail that became gray as the years went by. His class never did.

Retired in 2004.

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September 20, 1987
Milan defender 1: "watch that kid!"
Milan defender 2: "sure.... oh darn, stop him!"
Milan goalkeeper (after Baggio dribbled him): "...shit..."

Baggio by BaggioTheBest August 21, 2013

Biagio 

a sexilicious guy who all the ladies love. he is exceptionally gifted below the waist.

girl 1: omg did u see tht guy walk by?
girl 2: omg yes. he is so big. he's a total biagio

Biagio by sr explosion March 30, 2009

Craig Biggio 

One of the classiest players ever to play the game of baseball. Holds the record for most HBP in the modern era, and most doubles by a right-handed hitter. Has 3000 hits and 250+ homeruns. Thank you Craig!

Craig Biggio is a future Hall of Famer

Craig Biggio by Jerry Garcia Franchino September 22, 2007

Biaggi 

a sexy beast that has an 11 inch penis, and pleases all the white bitches in California.

That dude is sooo hot. he must be a Biaggi.

Biaggi by rapistsunglasses June 16, 2010

the Biggio 

Essentially "the Biggio" is utilizing the clever "elbow jut" that former Major League Baseball player Craig Biggio employed for years in a crowded bar-setting. As relatively-large to large-chested females pass by in a very tight space, "the Biggio" would cleverly be used to inconspicuously get an armful of breast as the female would walk in a path toward the arm, similar to the path of an errant pitch.

Biggio, who is second on the all-time Hit by Pitches list, was known for wearing a thick elbow pad which he would leave exposed in the path of the pitch in an effort to be awarded first base.

This maneuver is further successful and disguised by quickly bringing a drink up to the mouth for a quick sip while attempting to get HBB (Hit by Breasts).

As your buddy motions to you to look at a pair of intriguing tatas making their way toward you, the buddy wonders out loud what they feel like.

Always the quick thinker you use "the Biggio" to determine the quality of the mammaries, deciphering between fake, overly padded, or simply fantastic.

the Biggio by "Craig" January 11, 2009

Baggio

An incredible individual who stands firm with his principles in life. You don't want to mess with him, you will be barking at the wrong tree. He will cut you deep with his words and makes sure you feel it through. Nevertheless, he is one of the sweetest person you'll ever get to know once he let you enter his life. He's that one friend who will never tolerate you with wrongdoings but is most fun to be with. He got his own ways with words which will always make your heart flutter. Baggio is strong but sweet. Once you meet one, brace yourself for a roller coaster ride — he's full of thrill. Life's never boring with him.

Rmbd9496

I love Baggio. Through everything.

Baggio by Rmbd9496 June 8, 2021