1 definition by I Hate Mathu
A large-nose Italian who gets you so hot in your pants that you have no choice but to call the fire department. He makes girls aged from fetus to near-death faint when he walks by from his undeniable Biaggio-ness, and Justin Bieber only wishes he were Biaggio. Biaggio can sniff out anything, and is considered more valuable to police departments than their bloodhounds.
"Hey James, did you see that guy before, the one with Piaggio's Benis?"
"Yeah dude, he was a total Biaggio."
"Yeah dude, he was a total Biaggio."
by I Hate Mathu June 3, 2013