Beytch

One who is unable to comprehend or understand you're point or where you are coming from. Not "catching" your drift. Or simply opposing or challenging you for no reason other than to be a beytch-ass. There are common cases of people not knowing that they are a beytch; completely unaware of their constant jackassery. This is often displayed in unnecessary sarcastic remarks, and/ or the very persistent need to swear at one. Beytch's can be found in many cultures around the world. Studies have indicated that 90% of all beytch's fall within the 18-24 age range.

You: "Yo, can I roll the blunt?"

Me: "No."

You: "Why the fuck not?"

Me: "...Because I bought the weed, you fucking beytch"

Beytch by k-rich, bitch June 9, 2010

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BEYTCH

A way people now say the curse, "bitch"

friend: BEYTCH ALEX IS CHEATING ON YOU
me: BEYTCH I KNEW IT ILL BEAT HIS MATHAFAKIN ASS

BEYTCH by hfghfyfhgjkhgjhiuykj,ghj May 18, 2021

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Fake Betch

A person who doesn't treat you well and wants to use you ether for status or attention

Popularised by Ashton Irwin and Luke Hemmings (the drummer and the lead singer in 5 Seconds Of Summer) in a tour video where they are sitting in a boat and talking about fake betches

Oh you're like a fake betch but you're still my friend

Fake Betch by It's a cow luke September 6, 2020

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Betch

A young woman who wears ugg boots, uses fake tanner, generally wears too much makeup and uses the word "Whet" frequently in conversation. Can be seen in the highest frequency at most of today's large city college campuses.

Person A: Oh my god, did you see that betch? Ooompa Loompa Ooompadity doo
Person B: I've got another Puzzle for you!

Person A: I tried to get on the green line in Boston but...
Person B: But what? Too many betches??????
Person A: ....yes

Betch by Kevin Schoonmaker February 12, 2008