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Bastos - a Filipino word which translates to being "rude" or "ill-mannered". Or commonly in filipino context, a sex maniac.

Beystos - Slang for the above, typically the way westerners would try to pronounce the word.
(Boy groping a girl's ass from behind): hmmm...
(Girl turns around, in anger and defense, bitch slaps the boy and yells):
BEYSTOS!
Beystos by mmmmanoy March 30, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
uncomprehendingly beast to an extreme level
Hey Jack! Did you see Marko's new kicks? They are totally beastos!
beastos by beastosman August 20, 2017
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Beastosterone 

A hormone released when you are very angry and about to blow. This hormone helps release your inner beast, stimulating your anger and making you (temporarily) feel better.
I'm all jacked up on beastosterone, I'm about to go apeshit on your ass
Beastosterone by Will.I.Am22 October 21, 2009

beastosterone 

adj. when something is so unbelievably awesome and fantastic that everyone simply stands in awe of it for several miraculous moments. I believe this word spawned off of the the word beastosity which is the noun form for such an event. see "beastosity level", a rating system.
last night i was tripping on acid and i started hallucinating about Santa doing the foxtrot with Satan in Toronto, man it was totally beastosterone.
beastosterone by j-moné June 6, 2005

beastosity

beastosity by Kayla_the_cutie July 5, 2016
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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