Bellumium 

Bellumium is the 223rd element in the periodic table. It has 223 protons, and 344 nuetrons, giving it an atomic mass off 567amu. It is the third liquid of the table, joining Bromine and Mercury. Bellumium is the purple liquid that Bellum, the evil life force-sucking squid in the game Zelda: Phantom Hourglass, floats around in, spits at people, and that foams out of his mouth.

Bellumium in large quantities has the abillity to turn into moving eye stalks that attack you.

To much exposure to this element can cause Bellum AIDS, which makes you crave root beer, want to talk in a British accent, and more.
Bellumium is very dense and sticky, and is what they use to make ductape, Mighy Putty and Epoxy. Very low amounts is used to make regular tape, and Bellumium will cause your Shamwow to stop working

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Bellumium by orange_zilla October 21, 2010

Bellamism 

The religion whose deity is none other than the exalted Matthew Bellamy, the lead singer of English rock band, Muse. Bellamism entails the complete and utter worship of Matt Bellamy and acceptance of all his views and opinions. One must completely throw themselves at the feet of his greatness and recognize their insignificance in the world compared to such a divine being. The embracement of his intrinsic altruism is also requisite and an affection for the Kaoss Pad is also recommended as a worship practice, although a strong affection for guitars, namely Mansons is also acceptable. Worship includes staring for hours on end at pointless youtube videos of all things Matt Bellamy, from his craziest performances, to videos of him giggling. Synonymous with obsession. A Bellamist also looks down on all other religions as pathetic, as Matt Bellamy could fry Buddha with one zap from his kaoss pad equipped laser-dick

Bellamism:

Person: "Are you a Christian?"
Bellamist: "Fuck that"
Person: "But Jesus can walk on water dude"
Bellamist: "Dude........Stockholm Syndrome"
Person:....."Fuck Jesus"

Bellamism by museee May 1, 2010

belluminati 

A Taco Bell ad joke that either

A: proves that Taco Bell is illuminati
or
B: Taco Bell just wanted to sell food to conspiracy theorists

Guy 1: Hey I just joined the Belluminati
Guy 2: That's just a Taco Bell scam to get people to buy food
Guy 1: wrong

belluminati by FadedMnbvcxz January 21, 2018

belluminati 

beyonce illuminati

maaan i wanna be apart of that belluminati

belluminati by crmurder February 28, 2019

belugium 

The chemical element named after beluga. Has atomic number 69. Is not a country.

Dude 1: Do you want some belugium
Dude 2: Sure

belugium by i eat uranium fuel rods March 11, 2023

Bellgium 

A really "clangy country" in western Europe.

I wonder if Prince Hullabaloo had vacationed in Bellgium, he could have enjoyed even more cacophonous din-helpings than in his home-kingdom of Hubbub?

Bellgium by QuacksO March 2, 2025

Bellegium 

Da west-European country where lots of da hot chicks live.

If ya love both metallic melodiousness and da companionship of attractive women, ya could "get da best of both worlds" by moving to a locale on da border between Bellgium and Bellegium --- dat way, ya can go mingle wif da gorgeous ladies during da day, and then fall asleep to cheery tolling 'n' tinkling at night.

Bellegium by QuacksO March 2, 2025