by betting--on--alice April 22, 2009
1. A character in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight
2. A pretty swan
3. A random act of clumsiness or stupidity
2. A pretty swan
3. A random act of clumsiness or stupidity
by diddly oop November 2, 2006
1. A necrophiliac who is also very clumsy. May or may not be insane saying that vampires sparkle. Also has been known to have bestiality with a wolf. If you see her run very far away.
2. A girl closely related to Mary Sue, they might be twins.
2. A girl closely related to Mary Sue, they might be twins.
OMG is that Bella Swan? Run away!!!!!!
I think I'm going to do a Bella Swan and bang some dead dudes and wolves.
I think I'm going to do a Bella Swan and bang some dead dudes and wolves.
by goanddie April 16, 2010
A co-dependent whore who can't think about anything but sex. Becomes suicidal if her gay sparkly boyfriend dumps her. A lot a people consider her a bitch. This is true but she is also a slut!
by AlphaWolfMika January 27, 2011
The main character in the 'Twilight' series. A girl who somehow has to choose between Beastiality and Necrophilia.
by TheBigMystery April 22, 2010
Bella swan is a stupid bitch who dosen't deserve Edward or Jacob. She also thinks that everyone loves her. Although she is the most retarded character in the Twilight series everyone wants to be her
look at bella Swan she's such a slut
bella: oh jacob doing this for me cause he loves me!! aww soo sweet
Jacob: no i'm not you stupid bitch! i don't love you anymore... i like your daughter cause your a whore
bella: oh jacob doing this for me cause he loves me!! aww soo sweet
Jacob: no i'm not you stupid bitch! i don't love you anymore... i like your daughter cause your a whore
by harry potter nerd March 19, 2009
The main character of the Twilight series. written as exceptionally clumsy with unbelievable bad luck. described to be very beautiful yet highly insecure.
She moves from Phoenix, AZ to Forks WA to live with her father. upon settling in the most sunless peninsula in the United States she meets and falls madly in love with Edward Cullen who is a vampire.
Her incredible bad luck and "mouthwatering sent" attract Edward Cullen thus resulting in a complicated and obsessive relationship.
Through Breaking Dawn, she marries Edward and becomes Bella Cullen.
She moves from Phoenix, AZ to Forks WA to live with her father. upon settling in the most sunless peninsula in the United States she meets and falls madly in love with Edward Cullen who is a vampire.
Her incredible bad luck and "mouthwatering sent" attract Edward Cullen thus resulting in a complicated and obsessive relationship.
Through Breaking Dawn, she marries Edward and becomes Bella Cullen.
by TrinityLife September 15, 2008