Behemosaur

fat emo kids who tend to stick around other small and defenseless emo's.this type of emo seems to be the protector of small emo's. it does in fact reproduce asexually do to them being unable to find mates.

protectors giants emo rainbow fat swampdonkey lonely behemosaur

by coldesttwo March 13, 2010

Beefosaur

The highly likely occurrence that a woman has so much beef chops that she can wrap her pussy around a building. Beefosaurs are commonly morbidly obese. They usually are found at Burger King. Their mating call frightens skinny children into becoming Beefosaurs, and invented Obese Pornography.

Mitch: Holy shit look at Lara's Beefosaur! her pussy can probably eat my car!

by your mom is a whore May 7, 2010

beerosaurus rex

a big guy who looks completely ridiculous drunk

watch out for the beerosaurus rex over there. He might fall on you

by SuperExtremeX March 17, 2009