What is a thotimus maximus you may wonder? Well it's a type of sket, slag, whore, hoe for a very large audience. (Be aware, many contain STDs) they are so powerful even the thot slayer cant banish them to the shadow realm! However, you can repel them by screaming at the top of your lungs, BeGoN ThOtImUs MaXiMuS! If you see one, show up the cross using your hand. Be careful, they would condone unlawful, unconsetual sexual, pre martial intercourse. Be safe by joining the ADSL (anti sasha defence league)