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To plant a dead hooker in someone's car, most often times that of a senator.
When before a senator, "Hey! Sit the fuck down mother fucker, I'm gonna spin you some yarn. Either you sign that damn bill or I Begeech you. In public. WITH a news team present. And I'll try to make sure your wife and kids are there too."

or

"Yo, Kill dis bitch right here, begeech that bitch ova there. go"
Begeech by AgentEpitaph April 24, 2010
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1. Beg somebody: To ask earnestly or beg somebody to do something.

2. Beg for something: To ask urgently for something.

It's pretty much the same as implore.
1. I beseech you to think again.
2. Beseeching their aid.
Beseech by Jafje April 15, 2007
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let us beseech

A common phrase used around Oakwood Adventist Academy's (OAA) Campus. Coming from the phrase Let us yonder, to let us beseech. Started by freshman to the majority of the school. It is used to congregate and pray to god holding hands silently or spoken. After prayer, saying Amen in unison.
Friend 1: "I am having a bad day bro, my grade is under an 80 in almost every class.
Friend 2: "I am sorry to hear that, let us beseech, and hopefully the day gets better."
Friend 1: "Thou Shall"
let us beseech by OAALANG October 9, 2023
Beeech is a word with multiple definitions.
It can be used to greet good friends or family.
To be shouted out a car window at by standers or a friend.
It's a word used by mostly Juggalos in the Juggalo clique around the north side of Spokane, Wa.
Paul: "Hey whuddup, BEEECH!"
Brett: "Not much hommie what's good, BEEECH!"

Nick: "I like to go swimming at the, BEEECH!!!"
Brandon: "You mark ass beeech!"
Beeech by Chalgamolian Chalmpa July 20, 2009
To have begged.
Thy hast beseeched thy family's name and honour.
beseeched by Holla Back! January 26, 2003
A very talented power metal band from Sweden. They recently released a new album, "Sunless Days," featuring songs such as Innerlane, Lost, and Devil's Plaything. Vocalists Erik Molarin and Lotta Höglin are both quite talented, and overall this band deserves way more credit and attention than they currently have. www.beseech.net
"Have you heard Lost by Beseech?"
"Yeah. Those Swedes can sing."
"The animated video for Innerlane is interesting."
beseech by Beloviel May 22, 2006
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