Beer Wound 

The shredding cut just below the thumb one receives from attempting to twist-open a beer that requires a bottle opener. Beer wounds typically occur in direct proportion to how drunk the would-be consumer is.

Gary: Fuck man, what happened to your hand?

Greg: Last night I was so hammered I spent 15 minutes trying to twist-open a Hoegaarden. Turns out you need a bottle opener for those...

Gary: Well, scored yourself a grade A beer wound!

Beer Wound by Flashheart January 14, 2010

One beer wonder 

1. A person that become intoxicated after a very small ammount of alcohol.

Person 1: Hey, look at Dart, he passed out! How much did he have?

Person 2: Haha, he had one beer!

Person 1: Haha, that kids a one beer wonder.

One beer wonder by Mr. Mackey, umm kay April 27, 2006

one beer wonder 

If a person drinks one beer or just a little alcohole, and there already drunk and/or stmboling around singing and shit.

After one beer Jeff was aready singing The Star Spanger Banner in the middle of the street. Tha nigga is a one beer wonder

one beer wonder by Jake September 21, 2004

1 beer wonder

Used to describe men who frequent establishments with attractive women waitresses or strip clubs. The 1 drink wonder or 1 beer wonder describes a cheap person who will only order 1 drink and sit on it for hours at a time to maximize the amount of money he spent to gawk at the women workers. They usually try to talk to the girls and never make any leeway because all of them know how cheap the 1 beer wonders are.

mr corona aka 1 beer wonder was able to sit on his beer for so long. But at least he tipped some one's to the ladies who get no love from the big spenders.

1 beer wonder by Clark Andy August 4, 2026

1 beer wonder

Used to describe a cheap male customer at strip clubs, shooters, or bikini cafes. They will come in and order 1 drink and sit there for hours trying to talk to the attractive females but try to spend as little as possible.

Damn girl, 1 beer wonder came by again and hung out for my entire shift and still only ordered 1 drink.

1 beer wonder by 1supernoob August 4, 2026