Beer Wound 

The shredding cut just below the thumb one receives from attempting to twist-open a beer that requires a bottle opener. Beer wounds typically occur in direct proportion to how drunk the would-be consumer is.

Gary: Fuck man, what happened to your hand?

Greg: Last night I was so hammered I spent 15 minutes trying to twist-open a Hoegaarden. Turns out you need a bottle opener for those...

Gary: Well, scored yourself a grade A beer wound!

Beer Wound by Flashheart January 14, 2010

One beer wonder 

1. A person that become intoxicated after a very small ammount of alcohol.

Person 1: Hey, look at Dart, he passed out! How much did he have?

Person 2: Haha, he had one beer!

Person 1: Haha, that kids a one beer wonder.

One beer wonder by Mr. Mackey, umm kay April 27, 2006

one beer wonder 

If a person drinks one beer or just a little alcohole, and there already drunk and/or stmboling around singing and shit.

After one beer Jeff was aready singing The Star Spanger Banner in the middle of the street. Tha nigga is a one beer wonder

one beer wonder by Jake September 21, 2004