Beef Missile
Slang for a large penis.
Beef Missile by Squiblish January 19, 2015
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Beef Missile
Beef Missile by Anonymous April 3, 2003
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Beef Missile • beef missles • beef • beef curtains • Beef Jerky • beef stew • Beef Queef • Beef Wellington • beef eater • beef stick
beef missles
1. Missles made from beef.
2. Large, well-built individuals who is intent on destroying people with blunt force (yet without kicking or punching)
3. Football moves, made within a few yards of the end zone, where a large running back jumps into the air attempting to plow his way in.
2. Large, well-built individuals who is intent on destroying people with blunt force (yet without kicking or punching)
3. Football moves, made within a few yards of the end zone, where a large running back jumps into the air attempting to plow his way in.
beef missles by dannyboy22479 February 15, 2006
beefmissile
A meat product whose shape resembles a long, generally cylindrical object whos head mushrooms out into an aerodynamic pinnacle.
John: wanna have some beefmissile for dinner?
Mary: what? no.
John: wanna just see it?
Mary: no.
John: it tastes like chocolate and money
Mary: mmmmmphfhf im telling all my friends about this.
Mary: what? no.
John: wanna just see it?
Mary: no.
John: it tastes like chocolate and money
Mary: mmmmmphfhf im telling all my friends about this.
beefmissile by yourrealname1234561123 October 25, 2009
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