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beast light 

horribly disgusting beer equivalent of piss water that's most widely known as milwaukee's best light. incredibly cheap and only drinkable when absolutely fucking tanked. also a source of alcoholism among college students.
Guy 1: Grab me a beer.
Guy 2: Ok here's a beast light...
Guy 1: Fuck your stupid ass piss water!
beast light by cueball4839 January 17, 2009
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Lightning Blast 

When one or more people are sleeping in a dark room and somebody goes over and starts flicking the lights on and off really fast. Yelling "Lightning Blast!!!" while doing so is optional, but reccommended. A Lightning Blast will temporarily blind and most likely piss off your friends.
"Lightning Blast!!!"
"Aaaahhhhh, fuuuuuck, my eyes!"
Lightning Blast by 80esprit December 14, 2008

bestlight 

bestlight is best light, not worstlight, not fleshlight.

no booli light!
Hey bestlight

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bestlight
bestlight by bestlight December 7, 2020

beat Traffic lights day 

23.oct is the day were you beat Traffic lights bc they dont go green (Actually they are already green you just didn't notice and you did just looked dumb and stupid)
beat traffic lights day

you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)

friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)

beat Traffic lights day 

23.oct is the day were you beat Traffic lights bc they dont go green (Actually they are already green you just didn't notice and you did just looked dumb and stupid)
beat traffic lights day

you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)

friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026