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Beard splinter

A sharp, slender piece of facial hair broken off from a beard and stuck in your finger. Usually caused from rubbing your beard and can be painful.
M: So how was your day?
B: Pretty rough, actually. Lots of boring meetings, and then I got a beard splinter.
M: You got a what?
B: A splinter in my finger. From my beard.
by leighstarfish October 15, 2011
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Beardsplitter

A Beardsplitter is a very old and not really used English word that means a penis surrounded by a generally large amount of pubic hair, in which it splits it
I’ve heard rumors about that fucker Dan having a Beardsplitter!
by Anotsosimpleman February 28, 2020
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BeardSplitter

A very enormous Dick
My Dick is a BeardSplitter
by anonymous March 2, 2022
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