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Beany Bean

Beany Bean is a very nice dog who has very large eyes and appears in pictures with shoulders in the background. The legendary Bean roams Utah in search of blankets to throw up on at the best of times. Beany Bean’s special ability is annoying someone that I know and who should get more sleep because she stays up until five in the morning but who knows who’s fault that is it is totally not mine.
Beany Bean has the potential to be a murderer but we have no evidence yet.
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beany beany bang bang 

where a group of 4 people or more have group sex whilst laying down in a puddle of baked beans
me and my mates had a beany beany bang bang last night! it was wicked

bean bean 

guy1: that guy is a fuckin bean bean....

guy2:yeah i dont think he even has a green card either.
bean bean by mungam March 4, 2009

bean beans 

word originated from gloworks in detroit meaning money.
nita: we gotta make some bean beans for rent today , okaayyyy.

alicia: i feel you.
bean beans by A.p. August 4, 2012

bean bean 

a white head, brown body pit bull. biggest baby of the breed of "pit bull". Wears a sweater in the winter because otherwise she will whine and act all dramatic.
Where's Bean Bean?....Under the bed because she is scared of the rain.
bean bean by brittybabbles June 30, 2008

Bean bean 

A Spanish man, or boy that is categorized as a faggot as well, sometimes called Sam, and derived from the common derogatory term - beaner-
Guy- yo bean bean grab me a taco

Bean bean- fuck you that's not my name
Bean bean by Beabeay June 19, 2017

Bean Bean 

Bean Bean by David Lawrence February 28, 2020