beach guy

1.) A cute little pale blond boy from Sweden

2.) A guy that that came to the USA to meet a girl holding mountain dew.

3.) A guy that makes the weirdest jokes and only one person laughs at him

1.)
Boy: "Hey did you hear about that cute little pale blond boy from Sweden?"
Girl: "Chea!! That's beachy guy! He's a cutie :girl:"

2.) "Uhm... Would you like a mountain dew, beach guy?"

3.) Beach guy: "Go to grave!"

by Cutebumblebee November 01, 2007

Shy Guy Beach

The hardest track in Mario Kart Wii.

"these stupid crabs in Shy Guy Beach just put me in 12th place again!"

by ?mypseudonym? June 08, 2020