poop-on-bathmat 

complete dissociation from social norms, can't party with the big boys, loses bowel control with over excitement.

desecrates on hostesses bathmat out of confusion caused by alchohol/drug combination. poop-on-bathmat

poop-on-bathmat by the hostess needs new bathmat October 16, 2010

human bathmat 

It's that thing of when midgets have dreadlocks and they lie down on the floor.

Did you see those human bathmats at New York's hottest club, Slash?

human bathmat by trikeman May 23, 2010

poop-on-bathmat 

complete dissociation from social norms, can't party with the big boys, loses bowel control with over excitement.

desecrates on hostesses bathmat out of confusion caused by alchohol/drug combination. poop-on-bathmat

poop-on-bathmat by the hostess needs new bathmat October 16, 2010

wet bathmat 

Brown guy

I don’t want to have sex with you as you smell like a wet bathmat

wet bathmat by Booner 106 May 8, 2019

drink her bathwater 

affectionate pikey term. implying that the person being referred to is so desirable that you would even go so far as to drink water that they have bathed in

“she’s so fit, oooh i could drink her bathwater”

drink her bathwater by uncle salty May 11, 2004

Bell Delphine Bathwater

Aids

"I wanna buy some of dat Bell Delphine Bathwater"

Bell Delphine Bathwater by Destructor of Capitalism July 23, 2019

Gamer Girl Bathwater 

The best reason to legalize the purge ever.

"I, All for One, shall replace the clean drinking water of every man, woman, and child on this planet with Gamer Girl Bathwater!"
*promptly gets burned to death by Perfect Cell and Kermit the Frog*

Gamer Girl Bathwater by Johan The Destroyer July 27, 2019