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Basketball IQ

A subjective term used by basketball bloggers that is based on a player’s court awareness, anticipation, defense, and offense, but is mostly used as a backhanded insult about the player’s intelligence.
Although they are the tallest dogs in the world, Great Danes have the lowest Basketball IQ of all canines, due to their high probability of having undescended testicles.
by tom December 23, 2008
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Basketballing

A sex act in which the man goes “balls deep” in a woman’s anus until his entire dick has disappeared. Extra points for a dunk on the first try.
Clayton: Dude I was basketballing Stacy last night.

Karsten: She lets anyone basketball her bro, she a ho.
by KarstensMomIsStacy November 5, 2019
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Basketballian Stage

A stage you are in when you are learning basketball terms.
"In class today we were learning stuff about basketball, we also learned we are in something called the basketballian stage."
by Nico Haas October 3, 2023
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Basketballian Term

A basketballian term is a term used in basketball.
"In class today we were learning about basketballian terms."
by Nico Haas October 3, 2023
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Basketballian

A proper way to say terms in basketball.

'Basketballian'

It's a more complicated and or descriptive word used to describe one and or all basketball terms.
For Example: down screen, dribble, drive, dunk, elbow, a basket, PTS, free throw, F, C, etc.

Friend 1: "Hey, can you teach me some basketball terms?"
Friend 2: "The proper way to say basketball terms is a word called, basketballian."

Friend 3: "Hey, what does basketballian mean?"
Friend 4: "Its a more proper word for basketball terms."
Friend 3: "Oh alright."
by Nico Haas October 3, 2023
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Basketballing

When your having sex with a girl in the missionary position and she starts patting your bum cheek with one hand in an effort to make you go harder and faster. If she uses two hands then its commonly referred to as "double basketballing".
I was doing my thing all slow and sexy and she started "basketballing" me. I ignored it and then she started the "double basketballing" me into action. Fair enough.
by mikeygold November 18, 2011
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Basketballing

When your trying to impress bay and she’s really ignorant about sports
Hey babe I was just basketballing and no I’m hella sweaty
by eatmeandrew May 20, 2018
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