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Bareham is the last name of a really nice guy. They usually are short and dense, often time's being compared to a dwarf star as he can consume literally all of the truffle fries. If he has this last name it generally means they are shy but are a really good person and cares about his friends.
"You're on a discord server with Bareham?" "Yeah he's a great guy to hang out with"
"Hey you know dwarf star?" "You mean Bareham?"
Bareham by CoffeeBagel April 9, 2020
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Zoë Bareham 

Guy: have you see Zoë Bareham?
Girl: yeah I’m so jealous, she’s such a bath soap potato
Zoë Bareham by Zoeissodank June 3, 2018
To get with ugly girls. Normally of a cat d rating.
Mate did you see that girl.
Yeah she looked like a Barnham bird
Proper cat d... Probably has 2 kids by 2 different blokes
Barnham by Waffit September 7, 2016

gabe barham 

The drummer for post-hardcore band sleeping with sirens. He joined in 2009 and has been kicking drum ass ever since. He has an amazing girlfriend who is very lucky to have him. While most fan girls chase after lead singer smart girls go for gabe
Person one: damn did you hear them sick ass drums?!
Person two: must be gabe barham
gabe barham by flautabella13008 November 4, 2013
A mytholical creature, born in a distant universe. Creating ripples in time and space, the Boreham attaches himself to humans memories and emotions, creating an augmented reality for the human target. The Boreham is believed to have been spotted in Victoria St Paddington and Easter Island. It is believed that the Boreham has attached himself to Kim jon ung and controls North Korea.
Jordan stop bringing up your friend Boreham....he's not your friend, it's a creature that's attached himself on you!!
boreham by Salim Mehajer May 4, 2018

Jake Barham 

the biggest stoner on the beaches,
smokes daily
lex: have you had a cone today
Jake: of course im jake barham
Jake Barham by Bailz420 March 29, 2023

barehand the wolf 

jarrod had to leave for a couple minutes to go barehand the wolf
barehand the wolf by DeshFyre July 13, 2016