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Bareback Mountain 

Alt. name for that movie tale of cowboy starfish spearing. Given how quickly the boys get down to business in that cosy little tent of theirs, it just makes a kind of sense.
"Well, there were no condom dispensers on the open range in those days, so they should have called it Bareback Mountain".
"Wise words my friend. Pass the nachos".
Bareback Mountain by Satandog March 25, 2006
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bareback mountain 

A play on words combining two terms:

1. Brokeback Mountain, a movie about two homosexual sheep herders who become involved in a relationship that must be kept secret due to societal standards and well as their own safety.

2. Bareback, a term for unprotected anal sex.

It has become insanely played out joke, told usually in offices and other places of work by that unfunny guy who gets all his jokes from mailing lists.
Hurr, Brokeback Mountain? More like BAREBACK Mountain 'cus of all the homo-buttsexing lol!!!111one
bareback mountain by MacTaco September 4, 2008

Bareback Mountain 

A combonation of two terms:

1. Brokeback Mountain, a movie about two homosexual sheep herders who become involved in a relationship that must be kept secret due to societal standards and well as their own safety.

2. Bareback, a term for unprotected anal sex.

This combonation seeks to point out the homosexual aspects of the movie.
Brokeback Mountain? More like Bareback Mountain due to all of the prominent homosexual themes within plot of the film!
Bareback Mountain by Tightrope g. September 4, 2008

Bareback Mounting 

Did you see that new movie Bareback Mounting? It stars Jake Gyllenballs and sHeath Lover.

Bareback Mounting 

The renaming of the gay cowboy movie by popular conservative radio host Michael Savage.
Someone: Brokeback Mountain was so gay!

Someone else: You mean Bareback Mounting?