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Bantanamo Bay 

Where the true legends of banter serve their sentences for being unrivalled in the art of humour. The length of your sentence reflects the quality of your banter.
1: You're too jokes brovva
2: I know. I'm serving a life sentence at Bantanamo Bay.
Bantanamo Bay by Alzamatralz October 1, 2016

Bantanamo bay 

Batanamo bay it the place where people who have too much banter are locked up because they are too witty for the real world. It can also be used sarcastically when someone tells a terrible joke.
Oh man did you here that guy in our class has been sent to bantanamo bay.

The teacher replied 'oh wow your so funny, you should be locked up in batanamo bay,' when the student said a terrible joke about him.

Brotanamo Bay 

The birthplace of "bro"dom and of everyone that is a true bro. It is beleived that the council of 6 reside here, but it has never been confirmed.
Hey Zach, what are you doing tonight? I'm going to a party at Brotanamo Bay.

Bantanimo Bay 

Bantanimo Bay is like Guantanimo Bay but full of banta. It is owned by the religion Bantianity and contains several Bantathedrials.

There is a king who is also the god of Bantianity and also a prophet of said religion. Getting laid is easy here and it is open to all sorts of kinky shit.
Have you been held captive in Bantanimo Bay?
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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