Bag of Dumb 

So stupid, you can't put it in another way. Usually said after hearing a joke that's not funny, but dumb.

"Chad, that's a bag of dumb."

Bag of Dumb by Zanmark November 15, 2004

bag of dumb 

best explained as a way to describe prissy faggot men (usually in their twenties) who work at Hot Topic and take way too much pride in their work ($170.03 per week).

These cellulites can usually be seen leaning on the sticker counter (arms crossed) loudly voicing opinionated insults at customers (commonly customers who don't live up to the tackiness status)

History: A word spawned from the the mouths Hot Topic empolyees in early 2008 used to describe the inbred tacky group of Hot Topic employees

Tacky H.T.E. : "Need help finding anything?"
Customer: "No, I'm just looking, thanks."
Tacky H.T.E. : (loudly) "You don't need to lie. Wandering around on a friday night with nothing to do, I know how it is, I know how it is. A new shirt might help."
H.T.E. : "Dude, you're a bag of dumb."
Tacky H.T.E. : "What?"
Customer: "If your dick's as scrawny as your arms, you're in trouble."

bag of dumb by freedomfighters June 18, 2008

big bag of dumb

used to describe a stupid situation or object

"Dave called in sick and you have to work a double? That's a big bag of dumb!"

big bag of dumb by KDHinSTL August 7, 2008

dumb as a bag of hammers 

adjectival clause describing someone who is superbly stupid

My neighbour's as dumb as a bag of hammers - he's trying to change his tires without a jack.

dumb as a bag of hammers by zigzag1999 August 31, 2006

Dumb as a bag of rocks 

Extremely dumb.
Popularized on " The Big Bang Theory".

All the guys I knew growing up were as dumb as a bag of rocks.

Dumb as a bag of rocks by Judge dredd7 November 17, 2011

as dumb as a bag of stammerers 

More accurate version of "as dumb as a bag of hammers".

Used for academic wokists who have majors in English Literature.

She wants to ban Shakespeare because she's as dumb as a bag of stammerers.

as dumb as a bag of stammerers by Pasajero DT June 27, 2022

Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair

When somebody you know is dumber than a bag of hair.
A person consistently failing to understand anything you're saying.
When somebody is saying unintelligible nonsense.

1. He's Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair.
2. They're Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair.

Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair by Anthony Luka Davenport September 24, 2023