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rude and unpleasant staff employed by Ryanair, the Irish airline that takes bad service and cheesy offers to new heights, to ensure that passengers only take 1 bag of less than 10 kilos on the plane. More than 1 bag or a bag over 10 kilos has to be checked in at an exorbitant cost - a penalty. Theories abound that the Bag Nazis are on commision for the amount of people they can penalise on any one flight. Not even the smallest handbag nor a bag of duty free goodies can be brought on in addition to your one regulation bag.
Bag Nazi "Madam that handbag hidden under your coat has to be put into your bag"
Ryanair Passenger "What that tiny piece of leather with a strap that holds just my lipstick". Bag Nazi "Yes... its the 1 bag policy. Take it off you and put in in your one bag or else you will have to check in that tiny piece of leather at a charge of £50" Ryanair Passenger OK but that seems really unfair and illogical... what ever Bag Nazi
Ryanair Passenger "What that tiny piece of leather with a strap that holds just my lipstick". Bag Nazi "Yes... its the 1 bag policy. Take it off you and put in in your one bag or else you will have to check in that tiny piece of leather at a charge of £50" Ryanair Passenger OK but that seems really unfair and illogical... what ever Bag Nazi
Bag Nazi by Coleenforme August 21, 2012
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Bag Nazi • bag • Bag of Dicks • bag head • bag whore • Bag Lady • bag-o • bag it • Bag job • bag of ass
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