Bad Candy

Yes, bad candy does actually exist. No, it does not refer to weak cocaine or fake acid. Bad Candy is old ass dollar store candy that's been sitting on the shelves so long that Antiques Road Show wants a peice of that fossilized glucose. Usually a very cheap co-worker will bring Bad Candy to work in an attempt to make friends. Epic failure occurs although the Bad Candy does somehow disappear (probably to the yet to be defined "candy whore").

Kim: I need some chocolate or something.

Elizabeth: Purchasing has some candy, try some?

Kim: NO! It's Bad Candy! To open up the wrapper is to unleash the horror!

Bad Candy by classikjane September 29, 2010

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Bad Candy

When you are under the influence and you buy candy that is usually bad, but since you aren't sober it tastes great.

Yo Josh, what'd you just buy?

I got me some bad candy?

You're not sober!

HELL YEAH I'M NOT!

Bad Candy by jon ron August 22, 2011

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Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.

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When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006

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Regular Degular

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.

May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.

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feeder

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feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004

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