Baby Action

What occurs when two objects move very fast in the same direction at the same speed very close together.

Generally refers to motor vehicles, but can be used to describe similar action by any other object as long as it's moving fast enough.

"Baby Action" itself refers to the fact that if two vehicles were to Baby Action in an action movie, the small children inside (who the drivers/passengers are fighting over) could get out and up onto the roofs of the vehicles and fight kung-fu style.

The maximum distance between vehicles for Baby Action to occur is about 6 feet, and the minimum speed is 50 miles per hour. However, if the vehicles inoilved cannot reach the minimum speed for Baby Action, the maximum possible speed for that particular vehicle is declared to be the maximum.

"Look, those two street punks are drag racing! I think I see Baby Action!"

by Erca 'Kuzudee July 5, 2005

Babycation

A vacation you go on while pregnant as one last trip before the baby comes.

"We're going on a babycation to Vegas before the baby comes and ruins our lives!" She said happily.

by Krustykrax September 17, 2017

babycation

Time off from work taken by new parents to go to the hospital/birthing center/Wal Mart/North of US Border in order to give birth to a baby. A babycation optionally includes extra time to get used to having a baby at home. This time is used to get used to getting no sleep, and adjusting to the nigh constant smell of putrid milk associated with baby spit-up.

"Silas' wife is going into labor! Looks like he'll be out for a couple weeks for a babycation."

by jackalheart August 12, 2012