Baby Stoner

A person that has just started smoking pot.
All they want to do is eat and sleep.

?: Did she start smoking?
A: Yeah, she's a baby stoner.

by Ms.M.xo September 27, 2009

stoner baby

1. Someone who is constantly under the influence of marijuana, and must be taken care of due to their lack of functionality.

2. Someone who is constantly under the influence of marijuana, and ruins other people's highs due to their annoying, selfish and child-like persona.

Camila: dude, stop being such a stoner baby. we're trying to have fun.

Noah: buhhh-- uh...

Camila: *rolls eyes*

Noah: fuck you guys, lets smoke more.

by annoyed_friend March 5, 2014

baby stoners

teenagers who have only recently taken up smoking (pot)- not full-blown potheads, but on their way. used either endearingly or scornfully

by lauren September 2, 2003