Baby Kraus

A small baby of a man, bossy in nature, known to be seen around Flint, Michigan. Known for not having anything of his own. A free loader ("Can I have half of that," or "Is that any good?") and creep-ass, frequents brothel houses who then ejaculates forcefully into prostitutes mouths, has extensive knowledge of all famous serial killers, furthermore claims to have extensive knowledge of cinematic films, only knows the directors of those films, and cant name a single actor. However in reality lacks taste and knowledge of thing. A baby Kraus is also known for it's temper tantrums, hissy fit's and need to always be right as well as crying when he's not. He can often be found trolling the IMDB website. Where him and his 5 friends that go to that site, review movies negativly, without ever seeing them.

Turn on's: winning at monopoly
Turn off's: The jack without the Pak

No you cant have half of my sandwich. Stop being a baby kraus.

That hooker really didn't want me to cum in her mouth but I totally baby kraus'd her ass.

by Jack of Pak January 21, 2008

Baby Klaus

A Baby Klaus is typically a 30-40 year old virign male who is abusive to women yet still is a White Knight to them.

These are typically found online, especially in Toxic game communities.

Typically lives alone, and any relationships they have are extremely short and end badly.

Usually relies on family to assist them with laundry or car rides and never takes care of themselves.

Example:

That one guy always online World of Warcraft who one shots you as a DK

Guy1: Haha! You’re just mad cuz you bad! You don’t have dragon hide armor or even one million experience hahahaha

Guy2: Quit being a Baby Klaus

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Guy1: Why would you throw the game in like that dude?
Guy2: Because you can’t play a support role you autistic liberal, you threw the game when you selected that character hahaha

Guy1: What? I was doing my role?
Guy2: *Repeatily using words that would clearly end in a mute*

-Next Day-

Guy2: WHAT I WAS MUTED? HOW DARE THEY I WAS ONLY DOING MY JOB *ReeeEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!*

Guy in Discord: .... That’s because you’re a Baby Klaus.

by ThatOneChickLmaO November 10, 2018