Baby Einstein

Toddler who is already reading and doing things that are beyond his or her age. Also, the best darned direct to video children's series from my childhood.

Person 1: Wow! I can't believe your kid is reading that board book to the other children, and he is only 2 years old!

Person 2: I know right? That's my Baby Einstein alright!

Baby Einstein by TiggerCelestia06 December 15, 2019

Baby Einstein Vegetable 

A child who has been raised on Baby Einstein Videos resulting in social, linguistic, and mental retardation.

The Baby Einstein Videos atrophied Edgars neural connections and now he is a Baby Einstein Vegetable.

Baby Einstein Vegetable by Dr. Spock666 June 20, 2009