Baby Dolphin 

What your penis looks like from a standing position whilst urinating...so called because the foreskin overhangs the tip of the helmet by between half an inch and an inch and the natural curvature of the penis resembles a dolphin.

This is a less extreme version of ant-eater cock.

"when peter was taking a piss he produced a baby dolphin...it was like a surprise trip to seaworld "

Baby Dolphin by Alzo April 26, 2009

baby dolphin 

Someone who bends over backwards to service customers. No self dignity whatsoever. (See: Ho, Skank)

"Hey there baby dolphin, service any customers lately?"

baby dolphin by foo February 10, 2004

Baby Dolphin 

The term 'Baby Dolphin' is used when you are with a group of close friends in public and you realize that you have diarrhea, bubble guts, or just need to make a serious trip to the restroom without insulting those around you.

This term is mainly used in a serious situations where you must leave a party or event because you're about to soil your pants and embarrass yourself and others around you.

It's a more discrete way of saying that you need to crap rather than saying it out loud. You simply look at the driver and say, baby dolphin!

Last night we were at a killer party and Taylor looked at me and screamed 'Baby Dolphin', I could tell it was serious so we left and stopped at the nearest gas station.

We were on a double date last night with the guys and Sarah sent me a text under the table that said 'Baby Dolphin', so I went with her to the restroom so her diarrhea wasn't so obvious.

Baby Dolphin by Ricky Roseay August 19, 2013

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004