Baby Cream

A man's cum.

Term is especially fitting when a man is having sex with a women without using protection of any sort.

God dammit Demetrius... I ain't on the pill no more and you got this baby cream all up in me, I ain't got time for this!!!

Baby Cream by theflash78 April 8, 2013

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Cream Cheese Baby

The substance left 24 hours after a female ingests the "Day-After" pill.

So my GF took this pill to take care of that accident the other night. It was nasty, but she is still hot so its cool! She cried and called it her cream cheese baby.

Cream Cheese Baby by Captain Duder March 23, 2009

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Baby Creamsicle

When a man is having sex with a pregnant woman and as the man is about to climax the baby crowns and the man procedes to ejaculate on the baby's face.

Congratulations you had a baby boy, sorry I just gave it a "baby creamsicle".

You know the baby is healthy because it cried when I gave it a baby creamsicle.

I didn't mind when you shit on the drapes, I didn't mind when you pissed on my rug, but no one performs a "baby creamsicle" on my child.

Baby Creamsicle by Ken Collins September 22, 2007