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Cream Cheese Baby 

The substance left 24 hours after a female ingests the "Day-After" pill.
So my GF took this pill to take care of that accident the other night. It was nasty, but she is still hot so its cool! She cried and called it her cream cheese baby.

Baby Creamsicle 

When a man is having sex with a pregnant woman and as the man is about to climax the baby crowns and the man procedes to ejaculate on the baby's face.
Congratulations you had a baby boy, sorry I just gave it a "baby creamsicle".

You know the baby is healthy because it cried when I gave it a baby creamsicle.

I didn't mind when you shit on the drapes, I didn't mind when you pissed on my rug, but no one performs a "baby creamsicle" on my child.
Baby Creamsicle by Ken Collins September 22, 2007

Baby creamer 

Wtf Dude you just creamed that baby
Why would you do that you creamed a baby you baby creamer
Baby creamer by Hagis22e5 April 7, 2021

creamy baby manboy 

A creamy baby manboy who has a nice chode
What a kool kids he has a creamy baby manboy

creamy baby 

sexy babe ready for broken-backside penetration
CREAMY BABY!!!!!
CREAMY CREAMY CREAMY BABBBYYYYY !!! SHouh!
creamy baby by JASMINE233 January 19, 2009

Creamy baby 

A small white person
"Looks at that creamy baby"
"What the fuck did you just say?"
Creamy baby by xxChoccymilkxx August 12, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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