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Baby Cream 

A man's cum.

Term is especially fitting when a man is having sex with a women without using protection of any sort.
God dammit Demetrius... I ain't on the pill no more and you got this baby cream all up in me, I ain't got time for this!!!
Baby Cream by theflash78 April 8, 2013
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Cream Cheese Baby 

The substance left 24 hours after a female ingests the "Day-After" pill.
So my GF took this pill to take care of that accident the other night. It was nasty, but she is still hot so its cool! She cried and called it her cream cheese baby.

Baby Creamsicle 

When a man is having sex with a pregnant woman and as the man is about to climax the baby crowns and the man procedes to ejaculate on the baby's face.
Congratulations you had a baby boy, sorry I just gave it a "baby creamsicle".

You know the baby is healthy because it cried when I gave it a baby creamsicle.

I didn't mind when you shit on the drapes, I didn't mind when you pissed on my rug, but no one performs a "baby creamsicle" on my child.
Baby Creamsicle by Ken Collins September 22, 2007

Baby creamer 

Wtf Dude you just creamed that baby
Why would you do that you creamed a baby you baby creamer
Baby creamer by Hagis22e5 April 7, 2021

creamy baby manboy 

A creamy baby manboy who has a nice chode
What a kool kids he has a creamy baby manboy

creamy baby 

sexy babe ready for broken-backside penetration
CREAMY BABY!!!!!
CREAMY CREAMY CREAMY BABBBYYYYY !!! SHouh!
creamy baby by JASMINE233 January 19, 2009

Creamy baby 

A small white person
"Looks at that creamy baby"
"What the fuck did you just say?"
Creamy baby by xxChoccymilkxx August 12, 2019
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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