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Baby's Breath 

A sexual act which takes place during the door knocker. While the man is beatin' it up in a pseudo-missionary position, and his balls are slapping on the girl's asshole(like a door knocker), said girl then proceeds to fart on his balls as they swing in the hot breeze. This is typically done as a signal that an orgasm is near, and expedites the process.
Man) "oooh, you like that?"
girl) "Aaah, knock on that door"
Man) "Oh God! Quick, give me the baby's breath!"
Girl) "Oh, OH, I'm cumming! Here it is! Hold On. Yes!"
{Fart}
Man) "Ah, yeah! {fart} it's like a kitten batting at my nuts!"
{Fart}
Man) "AH! Ah! ah...ah. Thanks for the baby's breath. I knew you'd enjoy the door knocker."
Girl) "Maybe next time, we could try a cone stacking."
Baby's Breath by DaSkrete April 6, 2009
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baby’s breath 

She’s not even trying to eat it most of the time. She just shoves her face in the baby’s breath; the little white things.

Baby’s Breath 

What you get when you swallow the semen from a blow job.
She wanted to kiss me after blowing me, but she had baby’s breath so I avoided that like the plague.
Baby’s Breath by Tubafaggot February 21, 2019

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026