To blarghle is to suck, or choke, on a dick very passionately, as to produce a "blarghle" sound. To blarghle on a dick well, one must have said dick tickle his tonsils, or lack thereof, though this is not necessary since dick blarghling must at least produce the distinct blarghle sound to be considered blarghling.

Jessy just loves dicks, she blarghles them on a weekly basis.

Man you have to see this video, Jessy is just blarghling that cock!

Blarghle by DickBlarghler June 16, 2015

Related Words

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Blarglesnoffle

It directly translates to "I don't know what to say"

"I HAVE A CRUSH ON MY BEST FRIEND"

"blarglesnoffle?"

Blarglesnoffle by blarglesnoffle May 19, 2018

Blarglefargle

To despise a situational condition, event, person, etc; to hate when 'that' happens.

"I just shat bricks all over myself!"
"Damn.. I blarglefargle"

Blarglefargle by Grimfang April 23, 2008

blarghenheimer

to put things under yur nutsack

dude ii blarghenheimered that weed

blarghenheimer by iimfly4awhiteguy February 20, 2009

blargle

Something you say to get someone's attention.

Me: Hey.
Shelley:(does't respond or return my gaze)
Me: Yo.
Shelley:
Me: BLARGLE.
Shelley: Huh? What's up?

blargle by Sewer Mutant October 29, 2005

blargle

unintelligible guff , a word to say, what you are saying is is rubbish , over extended , or extraneouos. irrelevant.

the doctor with a cure, said "Blargle " to the hundreds of deaf lepers looking intently at him.

blargle by wackyv8 June 11, 2008

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026