BETATT 

brings every thread around to themselves- a person that turns every thread on a message board into their own personal pity party; often also an attention whore

person 1: my cat died
person 2: sorry to hear that
BETATTer: well when that happened to me it was so much worse...wah wah wah...
person 2: why do attention whores always have to BETATT?

BETATT by kineticwardrobe November 15, 2007

DJ BEATTIE 

IS A TERM USED WHEN THE DJ AT THE RADIO STATION HAS NOT GOT A CLUE WHAT HE OR SHE IS DOING PRESSING ALL THE WRONG BUTTONS AND PLAYING SHIT SONGS THAT NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF

HI I AM A DJ BEATTIE I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I AM SUPPOSED TO DO IN HERE MAYBE I WILL PUT MY FOOT ON A LITTLE PUFF YEAH FEELS GOOD MAN

HEY DID YOU HERE THAT DJ BEATTIE LAST NIGHT ON THE RADIO HE REALLY FUCKED UP THE SHOW BIG TIME

DJ BEATTIE by SUPER POSTIE June 10, 2011

Beattie Smash 

1. The most aggressive, powerful beatdown you could get, known to mankind.

2. Polo-er, rugby-er, shooter, waterskiier extraordinaire.

3. A stronger verb than the word smash, itself.

"Holy crap dude, you just got Beattie Smashed!"

"BEATTIE SMASH!"

"That tower got frekkin' Beattie Smashed!"

Beattie Smash by Craig David's Lovechild. October 27, 2008

Ned Beatty'd 

To be ass raped in the woods by hillbillies while your friend is tied up to a tree watching helplessly, while on a canoe trip.

Person A: "Dude, Arthur was Ned Beatty'd by Hillbillies while on a canoe trip."

Person B: "Aww, man, is he alright?"

Person A: "Yeah, a guy with a bow and arrow killed the hillbilly...he sorta looked like Burt Reynolds."

Person B: Thank God, I almost never got to say how sorry I was to him for fucking his sister."

Ned Beatty'd by The Flying 69 August 21, 2009

Mr. Beattie

A big principal weenie who likes feminism butts and is in the blud gang. Mr. Beattie is couins with 6ix 9ine. Mr. Beattie is the worst principal of all time and the gayest man ever. Nobody likes his evil side kick either Mrs. Lesniass

You are such a Mr. Beattie.

Mr. Beattie by Your Mom 69696969696969696969 November 13, 2019

bettt 

ok, or I got you, or alright

A: pick me up some extra edibles
B: Bettt

bettt by Vic810 April 11, 2022

Warren Beatty 

One of the best actors of all times. Best known for his main character role in Bonnie and Clyde, in which he starred opposite the great Faye Dunaway. Warren Beatty was handsome, clever, atractive and a great actor and yet he isn't that famous. One of the big injustices of life.

If you haven't seen any of his movies, I recommend you buy Bonnie and Clyde right away. Its well worth it.

Warren Beatty played Clyde Barrow in Bonnie and Clyde. Go watch that movie, or at least google Warren.

Warren Beatty by fromnh February 24, 2010