My name is Beepus, I work 9-5 at a gas station. I make $19.50 an hour. I have two kids and a divorced wife. My kids visit me every Saturday and Sunday, they hate spending time with me. I have a YouTube channel for Roblox gameplay, I have 3 subscribers and one of them is my alt. I pay $1500 dollars a month in child support and am thousands of dollars in debt. I dropped out of high school in year 10 and still live with my parents. I hate my life.
Person 1: Poor Beepus

Person 2: Who's Beepus

Person 1: Beepus works 9-5 at a gas station. He makes $19.50 an hour. he has two kids and a divorced wife. His kids visit him every Saturday and Sunday, they hate spending time with him. He has a YouTube channel for Roblox gameplay, he has 3 subscribers and one of them is his alt. he pays $1500 dollars a month in child support and is thousands of dollars in debt. He dropped out of high school in year 10 and still lives with his parents. he hates his life.
by PeaceGuyz February 4, 2023
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A conversation starter or ice breaker that one can use instead of the typical "Dead Chat". Can also be used as a brief indication of well being. Used as its own separate word and is not to be tacked onto a sentence, can have adjectives tacked onto it.
"Beepus"
"Ah, good to hear the kids are doing well Jon"
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A rare butterfly and only one of its kind and it can do anything it wants to
The Beepus flys away then CRASHES into a tree
by bEePuS maSTER May 21, 2018
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The man that we worship, he is the best at everything he does, and you can't deny that
Person 1: Hey, who's John beepus?

Person 2: foolish mortal, how could you not know who John beepus is, he is our Supreme overlord, the leader of divine intervention, and most importantly, the hottest man in the galaxy.
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