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bàstien
Bàstien is the name of a guy who, although incredibly rare, is worth meeting. A social butterfly and incredibly childish, he is both immature and mature. He is very generous towards others, especially those close to him, and will always try to make others happy.
When Bàstien loves you, he loves you from the bottom of his heart. Bàstien will love and care for you in the most genuine and sincere way, and anything he says will melt your heart.
He is generally fit, although he may think otherwise. Bàstien can be self-conscious about his body, even though he's absolutely perfect. He blushes very easily, and is incredibly sensitive, both physically and emotionally.
Because he aims to make others happy, he'll do whatever he can to please you when you mean a lot to him. He is very affectionate to the people he loves. He always tries to make time for who he cares about most, regardless of how busy his schedule is. Even when he doesn't like someone, he'll try to be nice to them anyways because he doesn't like to hurt people (unless they really hurt him). He is easy to get along with, and is always there if you need someone to talk to.
He is endlessly fascinating, incredibly unique, and meeting him is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity that you should never pass up.
When Bàstien loves you, he loves you from the bottom of his heart. Bàstien will love and care for you in the most genuine and sincere way, and anything he says will melt your heart.
He is generally fit, although he may think otherwise. Bàstien can be self-conscious about his body, even though he's absolutely perfect. He blushes very easily, and is incredibly sensitive, both physically and emotionally.
Because he aims to make others happy, he'll do whatever he can to please you when you mean a lot to him. He is very affectionate to the people he loves. He always tries to make time for who he cares about most, regardless of how busy his schedule is. Even when he doesn't like someone, he'll try to be nice to them anyways because he doesn't like to hurt people (unless they really hurt him). He is easy to get along with, and is always there if you need someone to talk to.
He is endlessly fascinating, incredibly unique, and meeting him is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity that you should never pass up.
I love you, Bàstien. You mean the world to me, and I'm thankful for ever having the opportunity to meet you.
bàstien by Muted5ilence November 21, 2020
bastie
an amazing, cute, rich boy who is the best boyfriend anyone could have. he is always honest and he takes care of everyone. he's always there as your shoulder to cry on and he will love you unconditionally, he makes mistakes but he always shows how he's sorry. he's shy when you first meet him and he's secretly really romantic, any girl would be lucky to have him.
I love my boyfriend bastie
bastie by Unknown20919 October 8, 2019
boystie
Baestie
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