Awetard 

Using the premise that each and every human being is a "tard" of some type...

A contraction of "awesome tard".

Awesome + tard = awetard

noun - aw-tahrd

a) A person who acknowledges and fully accepts the ugly truth(s) about themselves and lives out-fucking-loud, without shame or embarrassment, no matter how many times they get kicked in the balls or clit.

b) A person who uses the awesome power of hope to overcome adversity and tragedy.

c) A person who will do and say whatever-the-fuck he or she wants, regardless of public opinion.

d) A hunter and fighter for all things awesome.

"I can't believe that awetard just asked Hillary Clinton if she could taste Monica Lewinsky on Bill's cock."

Awetard by Kris C. Harris March 19, 2013

avetard coffee table 

The coffee table at The Ave. Trust me, you will find EVERYTHING except coffee on this son of a bitch. The main thing that will stand out is the dab rig and it's wax, this is the key part of everything avetard related. You will also find a shit ton of beer and White Claw cans from the past four nights. This table is always filled so much random and useless junk because avetards are lazy and can't accept responsibility to ever clean it.

I was drinking a White Claw at The Ave and I tried to put my can down on the avetard coffee table but there was no fucking space because there was so much trash and a million other empty cans on that fucker.

avetard coffee table by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

avetard oven 

This is the most used appliance in the avetard kitchen. It is mainly used to bake pizza but these avetards have no idea how to use a fucking oven. Most of the time they end up burning whatever the hell is in the oven and smoke up the whole apartment similar to when they use the dab rig.

Shit, I think I left the pizza in the avetard oven way too long, it's all smokey in the avetard kitchen and smells burnt.

avetard oven by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

avetard backyard 

The backyard of the Avetards at The Ave. If you go out back, you can for sure find a shit ton of trash just sitting on the porch and bunch of dog shit in the lawn out back. The trash on the porch can consist of fast food, juul pods, and the trash bag with all the trash from inside that they just throw out back.

I entered The Ave from the Avetard backyard but that shit was impossible because there was dog shit and trash everywhere.

avetard backyard by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

avetard trash can 

The trash can at The Ave is a fucking dumpster fire. It is always overflowing with trash and then the excess just sits on the floor of the avetard kitchen. Since an avetard is such a lazy fuckass, the trash gets taken out of there like once every every three months and there is mold growing inside of the trash can. Everything you can think of from beer cans to dead avetard fish can be found in the avetard trash can.

I went to go throw away my fast food trash into the avetard trash can but it was packed to its max capacity so I just threw the trash on the ground like I saw the avetards do earlier.

avetard trash can by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

avetard door 

Front door of the avetards that always happens to be unlocked. Any nigga could literally walk in at any point during the day or night and do whatever they wanted to in the house. Hell, the avetards might as well just unhinge the door and just take it out completely because it wouldn't make a fucking difference.

The avetard door is always unlocked so all the other ou tards just pull up whenver the hell they want and the avetards can't do shit about it.

avetard door by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

avetard kitchen 

The BIGGEST SHITHOLE at The Ave, if you think the other places are bad, you're in for a show on this one. The kitchen is absolute mess that is just littered with all sorts of trash and doesn't even include the avetard sink and the avetard trash can, both of which that are SO MUCH MORE WORSE. The kitchen has food all over the place and don't even get me started on the perishable food. It is living hell in the avetard kitchen.

I went into the avetard kitchen to try and find some food to eat but it smelled like rotten food everywhere and then when I opened the food containers, everything was spoiled and had mold growing.

avetard kitchen by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019