Awesomepolitan 

Buy a 3 liter bottle of Poland Spring water (or a bottle of a similar size) and empty it. Put in 7-8 beers, and about a cup and a half of vodka. Then take one container of Country Time Pink Lemonade and put it in. WARNING!!!!! At first, the powder will react with the liquid and it will be like a seventh grade paper mache volcano (see below). Start pouring the lemonade in VERY slowly. After a little while you will be able to pour in more. Once all the lemonade is in, shake the entire bottle and make sure it is fully incorporated. Once complete, drink, be amazed, and get ready to get fucked up.

I made a batch of Awesomepolitans last night and I ended up banging a midget!

Awesomepolitan by TheTallOne October 17, 2009

awesomepolitan 

A delicious beer cocktail consisting of a mixture of vodka, beer, and an obscene amount of pink lemonade mix. The resulting liquid is exquisite, as all one can taste is the pink lemonade.

To make approximately three liters, combine 7-8 beers, 1 cup or so of vodka, and a full container of Country Time pink lemonade mix. Use caution when first adding the lemonade mix, as it will cause the beer to fizz up. Once the beer settles, keep adding all of the lemonade mix. Once complete, shake or stir until all of the mix is dissolved. Serve cold and enjoy.

While tasty, this cocktail will put you on the fast track to fucked up - drink with caution.

Mark tried the awesomepolitan and couldn't believe how good it tasted.

The Hardey boys like their awesomepolitans.

awesomepolitan by SixFootTen October 17, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016