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Awesomepolitan 

Buy a 3 liter bottle of Poland Spring water (or a bottle of a similar size) and empty it. Put in 7-8 beers, and about a cup and a half of vodka. Then take one container of Country Time Pink Lemonade and put it in. WARNING!!!!! At first, the powder will react with the liquid and it will be like a seventh grade paper mache volcano (see below). Start pouring the lemonade in VERY slowly. After a little while you will be able to pour in more. Once all the lemonade is in, shake the entire bottle and make sure it is fully incorporated. Once complete, drink, be amazed, and get ready to get fucked up.
I made a batch of Awesomepolitans last night and I ended up banging a midget!
Awesomepolitan by TheTallOne October 17, 2009
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awesomepolitan 

A delicious beer cocktail consisting of a mixture of vodka, beer, and an obscene amount of pink lemonade mix. The resulting liquid is exquisite, as all one can taste is the pink lemonade.

To make approximately three liters, combine 7-8 beers, 1 cup or so of vodka, and a full container of Country Time pink lemonade mix. Use caution when first adding the lemonade mix, as it will cause the beer to fizz up. Once the beer settles, keep adding all of the lemonade mix. Once complete, shake or stir until all of the mix is dissolved. Serve cold and enjoy.

While tasty, this cocktail will put you on the fast track to fucked up - drink with caution.
Mark tried the awesomepolitan and couldn't believe how good it tasted.

The Hardey boys like their awesomepolitans.
awesomepolitan by SixFootTen October 17, 2009
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