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Stands for "average slut".

A band of girls who usually thrive fitting in (pretty much the opposite of Goth), and in doing so, try to act different but end up all the same.

Generally in this day and age, attempt to act different by:

-Having a MySpace page with the same angled, black and white picture with black\blonde\brown hair taken on a angle so you can't see where their face begins
-Wears little kid stuff, like Dorothy the DInosaur, Dora the Explorer, listens to The Wiggles, and when you ask her about it she claims "its cool" or "cute" and trails off smelling of 10 kilograms of makeup and\or perfume
-Hangs out with girls that look like they were made on a factory line with only 3 models to choose from
-Generally with puffy hairstyles, although often with hair tied back
-If you call them "slut" they get one of their little boyfriends (or as they call, their "true loves", yet they have around 10-15 of them doing their bidding)
-Regardless of the fact of how many boyfriends or girlfriends the girl may have or if they are lesbian\bi, they hug their girlfriends 50x more then any guy in the entire world, and if you ask them why, they call you a "fag" and say "we are friends" and then have a arguement and hit each other the following week
-Try to be fashionable by all wearing the same clothes
-Do something wrong in class 100x to everyones expense and when they get in trouble they refuse to believe "they did anything" and swear
-Hate anyone for being different (espicially Goths and emos, regardless of the fact most goths and emos don't give a f*ck in hell if they called them gay for the rest of their life, because emos and goths don't really care.)
-Have bags (not handbags) that are WAY too small for them. I mean ridiculously... can't even fit slutty makeup in it.

-Ends every sentence with "iloveu xoxoxoxxo" and is usually a signature in emails
-EVERY SINGLE F*CKING myspace comment or whatever AND name is xox or whatever
-sends emails to other obnoxious slutty friends regardless of the fact they type slow and they are sitting next to each other

-Listens to REALLY annoying pop\punk\rap music to act "cool" when really hates it and claims she is "gansta".
Sarah (avslut): Oh baby i love you baby you r so cute in dat pic - typical myspace comment for picture.

or

*two avsluts are talking with a goth nearby*
*Goth listens to music that he actually enjoys*
avslut 1: eww, that dude is, like, so totally, like, eww.
avslut 1: *drools in pile due to fact rap music has destroyed what remained of tiny brain*
Goth: Yeah, whatever... *continues to listen to music*
Avslut by Blinklad1 September 25, 2008
A term used to describe people from the 918 aka Tulsa, OK. Only the awesome people with killer senses of humor can call themselves true asluts.
I'm aslut from the 918!
aslut by OG_Epimetheus August 27, 2021

asslutely 

When an "ass" man says absolutely it comes out like this.
Frego the ass-man said "lookit her with that great ass! I asslutely want to get her # and text her!"
asslutely by KrizziKat March 29, 2020
A woman of loose sexual and moral disposition, who has an obsession with horrible anal intercourse. This is an inherited trait, which has striken many celebrities. George Clooney refused to comment when interviwed. A symptom of this syndrome is the lack of muscle in the anal sphincter, resulting in the person aflicted with this disease being "loose". They also reuse to have any intercourse, unless it is after intense anal stimulation. There is no cure.
Mark Carlson is such an asslut
asslut by jack_231 October 21, 2005
someone who's an asshole but fucked 3 guys at the same time.
used in best friend speech or just telling someone to go lick their cum-filled ass that was recently fucked up
example: zooyearv2: hoe

sswift.aj: you're an aslut
aslut by swift the librarian June 23, 2017

aslutforarson 

A baddie💅she thanos wife great mutal and a the one said "possay🥺" "cvm" "thanos daddy" story by wandaskink
aslutforarson cvmed as thanos pushed in.
aslutforarson by Wandasbestie April 16, 2022
Biggest Stan of Danielle Rose Russell and deserves more credit for their edits💜😘
“hey! you should definitely check out aesluty’s tiktok. You support would be well desrved.”
aesluty by anonymous🫶🏼 June 22, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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