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Stands for "average slut".

A band of girls who usually thrive fitting in (pretty much the opposite of Goth), and in doing so, try to act different but end up all the same.

Generally in this day and age, attempt to act different by:

-Having a MySpace page with the same angled, black and white picture with black\blonde\brown hair taken on a angle so you can't see where their face begins
-Wears little kid stuff, like Dorothy the DInosaur, Dora the Explorer, listens to The Wiggles, and when you ask her about it she claims "its cool" or "cute" and trails off smelling of 10 kilograms of makeup and\or perfume
-Hangs out with girls that look like they were made on a factory line with only 3 models to choose from
-Generally with puffy hairstyles, although often with hair tied back
-If you call them "slut" they get one of their little boyfriends (or as they call, their "true loves", yet they have around 10-15 of them doing their bidding)
-Regardless of the fact of how many boyfriends or girlfriends the girl may have or if they are lesbian\bi, they hug their girlfriends 50x more then any guy in the entire world, and if you ask them why, they call you a "fag" and say "we are friends" and then have a arguement and hit each other the following week
-Try to be fashionable by all wearing the same clothes
-Do something wrong in class 100x to everyones expense and when they get in trouble they refuse to believe "they did anything" and swear
-Hate anyone for being different (espicially Goths and emos, regardless of the fact most goths and emos don't give a f*ck in hell if they called them gay for the rest of their life, because emos and goths don't really care.)
-Have bags (not handbags) that are WAY too small for them. I mean ridiculously... can't even fit slutty makeup in it.

-Ends every sentence with "iloveu xoxoxoxxo" and is usually a signature in emails
-EVERY SINGLE F*CKING myspace comment or whatever AND name is xox or whatever
-sends emails to other obnoxious slutty friends regardless of the fact they type slow and they are sitting next to each other

-Listens to REALLY annoying pop\punk\rap music to act "cool" when really hates it and claims she is "gansta".
Sarah (avslut): Oh baby i love you baby you r so cute in dat pic - typical myspace comment for picture.

or

*two avsluts are talking with a goth nearby*
*Goth listens to music that he actually enjoys*
avslut 1: eww, that dude is, like, so totally, like, eww.
avslut 1: *drools in pile due to fact rap music has destroyed what remained of tiny brain*
Goth: Yeah, whatever... *continues to listen to music*
Avslut by Blinklad1 September 25, 2008
A term used to describe people from the 918 aka Tulsa, OK. Only the awesome people with killer senses of humor can call themselves true asluts.
I'm aslut from the 918!
aslut by OG_Epimetheus August 27, 2021

asslutely 

When an "ass" man says absolutely it comes out like this.
Frego the ass-man said "lookit her with that great ass! I asslutely want to get her # and text her!"
asslutely by KrizziKat March 29, 2020
A woman of loose sexual and moral disposition, who has an obsession with horrible anal intercourse. This is an inherited trait, which has striken many celebrities. George Clooney refused to comment when interviwed. A symptom of this syndrome is the lack of muscle in the anal sphincter, resulting in the person aflicted with this disease being "loose". They also reuse to have any intercourse, unless it is after intense anal stimulation. There is no cure.
Mark Carlson is such an asslut
asslut by jack_231 October 21, 2005
someone who's an asshole but fucked 3 guys at the same time.
used in best friend speech or just telling someone to go lick their cum-filled ass that was recently fucked up
example: zooyearv2: hoe

sswift.aj: you're an aslut
aslut by swift the librarian June 23, 2017

aslutforarson 

A baddie💅she thanos wife great mutal and a the one said "possay🥺" "cvm" "thanos daddy" story by wandaskink
aslutforarson cvmed as thanos pushed in.
aslutforarson by Wandasbestie April 16, 2022
Biggest Stan of Danielle Rose Russell and deserves more credit for their edits💜😘
“hey! you should definitely check out aesluty’s tiktok. You support would be well desrved.”
aesluty by anonymous🫶🏼 June 22, 2022
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