one who is pathetically obsessed with the country Austria despite not living there and not knowing a word of german. he will spend hours pointlessly reading wikipedia articles about the country and brag about it to his friends. this is most likely to make up for his incredibly small penis. He also lives in his basement and plays a lot of video games. In addition to this he is secretly a homosexual but hides this by claiming to be asexual.
"Did you know Vienna has the best quality of life of any city?"
"Go back to your basement you Austrofag"
"Go back to your basement you Austrofag"
by nihilist999 November 24, 2011