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austin jones 

A fuqboi who likes to act confused 24/7 gas no life and sucks positivity out of people to make himself feel better.

He also has a tiny wanker.
austin jones by Ihav3nolif3101 April 14, 2017

Austin jones 

One who can’t resist the sucking of dicks
Austin jones by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020

Austin Jones 

A man with a monster cock that makes women wet before even getting in bed.
My girl saw Austin Jones and she was wetter than the water
Austin Jones by cockman2 April 29, 2024

harry ben austin jones 

Lengers man who loves dark fruits 0.5% alcohol cider and looks like a HAM SANDWICH
Babes Harry Ben Austin Jones is so lengers
Ya ik babes

Austin Roy jones 

Small, not important, not very impressive, and insignificant
Austin Roy jones by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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