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Attalides 

A creature dated back to when the Romans rules the world, Attalides was a king for 32 Years. His wishes were simple, everything ( from man to donkey) had to have a taste of his massive Penis down low. He ordered each person to bring him daily gifts from butt plugs to royal french cheeses( he would use that as a but plug too) and he would order for each cat in the city to be in reach of his penis in order to satisfy his needs. Attalides was entertained by the royal clown that made him furiously laugh when he was hearing the noises ( Halo, oke, sohcahtoa and other monkey type noises) Attalides had a sister that was hier to the throne once the king died. She was into Music . She killed him by sticking wing chives in his arse and making them play. She took hier to the throne and killed every citizen for not knowing was texas was.
Attalides, your daily meal is here. 3 scared bald men were in iron cuffs with their pants striped and their penise’s hanging out exposed to The lords eyes.
Attalides by Garida May 2, 2018
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Va woman who is very energetic and happy. She fills up the room with her personality and will hecime friends with anyone she sees.
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attalie by Comfyswester March 1, 2022
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