assinine

A girl with a great body but an unattractive face.

From the redneck phrase, "I only gave her face a 2, but I gave her assinine!"

"So that girl you hooked up with last night, is she hot?"
"Well, sort of... she's an assinine."

by Mister Squishy October 24, 2007

assininism

state of being assinine.

Chuck: Bill's been a real douche bag lately.
Tim: Yeah, I think hes suffering from assininism again

by J0sh January 1, 2006