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1) A less offensive way of calling your friend an asshole 2) A playful, sometimes even affectionate name one would call his/her best friend
Chelsea: I'm going to bed.
Ally: Okay. Goodnight, assheap :)
Assheap by Cnelsea October 20, 2010
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1. One who is incredibly ugly.
2. One who is constantly talking shit.
3. One who has shit for brains.
Lennox Lewis talked shit about Klitschko after almost being beaten like the bitch he is: therefore Lennox Lewis is an asshead.
asshead by fidel August 14, 2003
one who acts like an idiot,A moron,a stupid person.
Oh my gosh, you are such an asshead!!!!
asshead by mARCYH August 21, 2006

Assheavyphobia 

A phobia, where you have a serious fear of heavy asses.
Marine: MY. ASS. IS. HEAVY.
Scientist: * screams in assheavyphobia *
Assheavyphobia by atiredloser July 13, 2021

asshearing 

Not fully listening to when your friend, partner, spouse talks to you while you are busy doing something else. You might say "uh-huh" "yeah" in an attempt to portray that you are, indeed, listening. Listening with your ass.
"I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. I was just asshearing you."
asshearing by nilyasam May 19, 2016

assheavyphobia 

a phobia where you are scared of asses that identify as heavy, mostly taken very seriously.
What's up pablo?

Nothing much. Have you seen Andreas ass? It looks mad heavy.
Dude whats wrong with you? Did you not remember that i have assheavyphobia? Thats messed up bro.
Oh im sorry!
You better be.
assheavyphobia by faxsky July 13, 2021

assheadquarters 

The place where assheads gather to be idiots together, or to plan moronic outings.
I've got to stop by assheadquarters to see if Frank is still there playing video games and listening to dance music.
assheadquarters by zeul April 4, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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