Ass to Chips

A disturbing phenomenon that occasionally occurs at parties. An individual will bee seen digging in the ass crack at a party, and then using the same hand grab a handful of chips from the chip bowl. This is usually met with great disdain.

Steve: I asked Tammy to throw that bag of chips away and empty the chip bowl

Mike: Why?

Steve: Frikken George was digging in his butt crack and then went ass to chips.