Ass salsa

The act of emptying the contents of a jar of salsa into one’s anus and having another person scoop it out with chips.

Gaw’damn, Daquan and Lakeshia got that good ass salsa last night!

by Daquan Jenkins February 9, 2018

Salsa ass

An painfull rectum condition in which a subject experiences a painful burning feeling rectum and anis region. It is also often associated after eating hot or spicey foods.

After eating all of those hot wings, boy do I sure have Salsa ass.

by TheRealWolfy June 8, 2007

Ass Salad

Nickname for Al Asad Usmc Airbase in Iraq

They screwed this up at Ass Salad.
This is about as fucked up as Ass Salad. {If you have been there you would know what I mean.)

by MartyB63 January 21, 2009

ass salad

similar to bullshit

"oh shit, my teacher just assigned a 4 page paper due tomorrow"
"dude, that's fucking ass salad"

by assbutt420 November 9, 2015

Ass Salad

When something is so bad that it isn't just ass, it is also salad.

Yea I failed that test, today has been ass salad.

by bigteetsmcgee July 22, 2017

Ass Salad

Nick-name for Al Asad air base in Iraq.

They are screwing this up at Ass Salad.
(About as fucked up as ass salad.)

by Marty B63 January 20, 2009

Nut-ass salad

A plateful of vegetables, aka a salad, that you would never expect someone to piece together.

A strange assortment of salad toppings.

Erin, that is one nut-ass salad you got there.

OMG, here comes Erin with another nut-ass salad from the commons.

by volleymac December 9, 2008