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The act of emptying the contents of a jar of salsa into one’s anus and having another person scoop it out with chips.
Gaw’damn, Daquan and Lakeshia got that good ass salsa last night!
Ass salsa by Daquan Jenkins February 9, 2018
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Salsa ass 

An painfull rectum condition in which a subject experiences a painful burning feeling rectum and anis region. It is also often associated after eating hot or spicey foods.
After eating all of those hot wings, boy do I sure have Salsa ass.
Salsa ass by TheRealWolfy June 8, 2007
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Ass Salad 

Nickname for Al Asad Usmc Airbase in Iraq
They screwed this up at Ass Salad.
This is about as fucked up as Ass Salad. {If you have been there you would know what I mean.)
Ass Salad by MartyB63 January 21, 2009

ass salad 

"oh shit, my teacher just assigned a 4 page paper due tomorrow"
"dude, that's fucking ass salad"
ass salad by assbutt420 November 9, 2015

Ass Salad 

When something is so bad that it isn't just ass, it is also salad.
Yea I failed that test, today has been ass salad.
Ass Salad by bigteetsmcgee July 22, 2017

Ass Salad 

Nick-name for Al Asad air base in Iraq.
They are screwing this up at Ass Salad.
(About as fucked up as ass salad.)
Ass Salad by Marty B63 January 20, 2009

Nut-ass salad 

A plateful of vegetables, aka a salad, that you would never expect someone to piece together.

A strange assortment of salad toppings.
Erin, that is one nut-ass salad you got there.

OMG, here comes Erin with another nut-ass salad from the commons.
Nut-ass salad by volleymac December 9, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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