Depressed Sam always looking for a girl, but can never claim one. I can’t judge poor Sam because he is Asian. Asian Sam is a nice young fella with a big heart for girls and.....alcohol. Especially alcohol.
Sam: where is the alcohol and the girls
Me: over there Asian Sam
Sam: I have a big heart for girls and alcohol
Me: over there Asian Sam
Sam: I have a big heart for girls and alcohol
by JiMmY_cArTeR May 6, 2019